Alright, kids. Robin needs a distraction before he finds himself throttling a parakeet and a leprechaun and possibly a few other items for the bestiary.

Things which are worth working up a disgusting sweat over: Go!

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I hear some people are missing some pieces of personal property. That's just terrible, isn't it? Personally, I have a great deal of respect for said personal property. I only wish that it were my property so that I could more perfectly respect it.

Anyway, any lessons that I would have been available for on the fifth as well as the sixth and maybe ( Read more... )

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I haven't had a bad trip like that since before 1868. Come to think of it, it's been hard to have a good trip since 1868. Drug dealers charge a fucking arm and a leg these days. They act like such primadonnas. 'Do you know how hard this job is?' Tell it to Mother fucking Teresa, do you honestly think anybody cares about your welfare ( Read more... )

First very important order of business: I hear there is some sort of combat competition going on in some month's time or whatever here? I also hear that there are some form of decorative awards being offered to the winners of those combat competitions? If anyone could provide me with more information on said event and, if possible, the contestants ( Read more... )